The reason a dog has so many
friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
There is no psychiatrist in the
world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare,
space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs
give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite
their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure
love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think
poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what
soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't
getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must
think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most
amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're
the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they
please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal
difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing
to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're
right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him
only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good
a person as my dog thinks I am.
